deluxetoaster:

can we start a club for teenagers who were constantly complimented on their intelligence when they were younger and are now having trouble coping with the realization that they’re actually of average intellect at best

clumsyunicorns:

I tried to scroll past this. I really did.

(Source: starvingfilmist)

florialy:

I hate it when you finally accept one of your insecurities and then someone makes a harsh, unneeded comment about it and it puts you right back to square one.

(Source: florialy)

buddhawassexy:

"he’s 24 months old" bitch your son is two

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police


“To judge a man by his weakest link or deed is like judging the power of the ocean by one wave.” 

This is literary my favourtie thing ever

(Source: time-slipsaway)

ewokk:

kissing is great

but wow when you get to kiss someone you have feelings for and you’ve wanted to kiss them for the longest time and you get to stroke their face and you’re so aware of their body and how nice their lips feel

foundstrength:

I had McDonald’s today

  • Did I mess up? Yes
  • Am I going to quit now? No
  • Am I going to wake up in the morning 10 pounds heavier? No
  • Am I going to hate myself now? No
  • Am I going to feel like a failure as a fitblr? No
  • Has everything I’ve done gone to waste now? No
  • Am I going to lie about what I ate today? No
  • Am I going to lower my caloric intake for tomorrow now? NO
  • Am I going to beat myself up by working out till I feel like dying? Heck no
  • Am I going to do better tomorrow? You bet.

gingerb3ard:

hannilicious:

gingerb3ard:

rivalstruck:

soulsneasel:

why are bras called bras

battle ready armor

image

you must be fun at parties

i would be if i got invited


nosleeptilbushwick:

I want a marriage like this.

(Source: awkwardlyobnoxious)

(Source: vans-supreme)


dick-rider-dave-strider:

dick-rider-dave-strider:

grandmoms are precious and must be protected at all costs

i told her i was posting this on tumblr and she said “let me know how many hits i get!!!” so just watch this and make an old woman happy

(Source: primalfitbody)


(Source: tabbyaddams)